I can't destroy the patriarchy but I can smear foundation on a mans suit every time he makes me hug him. 💄💋

— Cariad Lloyd (@ladycariad) June 8, 2016

Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 17, 2012

If it's so normal and well-intended, why don't men tell other men to smile?

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 31, 2014

Woman: I'm sorry I can't go ahead with bearing this child.
Ireland: What's your excuse?
Woman: I'm dead.
Ireland: We can make it work.

— Eleanor Tiernan (@eleanortiernan) December 23, 2014

I like my coffee how I like my men. Incapable of disrespecting me.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 4, 2015

Feminism, from the Latin for "don't read the comments."

— river buddy butcher 🤠 (@rivbutcher) April 29, 2015

More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"

— DALIA MALEK ☥ (@DALIA) May 30, 2015